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rvya:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.


- my girlfriend, describing an odd sounding fart. 

this is one of many reasons why i love her.


amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.


pokemon-global-academy:


A very important question, What are we getting this time? 

pokemon-global-academy:

A very important question, What are we getting this time? 


forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE


dowhatuwantwithmybody:

mercuryjones:

notean:

itsaruse:

daiquiriquinto:

mrtwentington:

mine would be Champagne Chin.

Margarita Cellulite

Vodka Weight?

J.D Everything 

Manhattan Abandonment.  

alcohol nothing


betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 


something-small:

douja:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry what is happening.


attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow


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