milkshakeprincess:

when i die, do not bury me. fill my body with wasps and let my insect friends carry me to the great beyond

shsl-chef:

dreaming-of-just-you:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

why can’t you spell.

im 2 busy gettin laid

(via stormriver)

coeptum:

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb

(via yesimbeyonce)

comealongpie:

katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

this disturbed a lot more than it should

(via azealiaskanks)

yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour

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(Source: itsgonnarian, via 666-slut)