- my girlfriend, describing an odd sounding fart.
this is one of many reasons why i love her.
Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.
A very important question, What are we getting this time?
mine would be Champagne Chin.
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.
Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
what is happening.
I choked on my water.
la-la is the only one who notices wow